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bad man...

Part III of Shikai's SoD's visit in which Dart jumps to conclusioins.

{Hmm.. same model as mine. He's got good taste in guns.}

 


{Not loaded though... probably a good thing in this place, anyway.}

 


{It's a bit odd to keep it in the kitchen sink cupboard though. It looks like it actually hasn't been used in a while.}

 


{Does he even have bullets for this, I wonder? It's got so much dust, I wouldn't be surprised if it was clogging the barrel.... }

{At least it hasn't rusted.}

Darnell: Oh, hey, Shikai! Man, what're you doing out here? It's kinda hot to be sitting around outside like this. Guess I can't really talk though since I'm out here too. But it's real boring inside, nobody's doing anything.

 


Darnell: Mind if I sit? My brother and Sass are being disgusting and Kitori's gone off somewhere and Faye won't talk to me for some reason. I mean, I swear I didn't mean to cut off her hair, it was an accident! And besides, it was only a little piece of it anyway - it's not like you can even see it you know?!

Darnell
: Girls can be so weird someti- WHOA~! WAH! You've got a GUN!
Shikai: It's not mine actually - hey, watch out, you're going to -

 


Shikai: - fall.
Darnell: OMGWTFBBQFCSMSD?! EEEEK.

 


Shikai: Hey, you okay?
Darnell: You! Y-you keep away from me! You... bad man! You're going to kill me!! You're here to kill us all, aren't you?! All that stuff about being famous and everything it's all a lie, and you're EVIL and you've got a GUN!

 


Shikai: Hey, cool it pipsqueek... I'm not going to hurt you. See, look, I'll put the gun away. It really isn't mine though.
Darnell: Nya-na-lalalalalala!! I'm not listening to you! You're trying to trick me and then you'll do something weird and KILL ME instead!! I'm so not falling for it though! Don't you come near me, you bad, evil man!!
Shikai: Look, calm down. You -

 


Darnell: ARG!! Don't come near me!!! *runs up and... SHOVE* AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *runs away*

 


Shikai: @)(%$*&^#

 


*SPLASH*

a minute later...


Shikai:
Someone.

 


Shikai
: Is going to.

 


Shikai: DIE.