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Part IV of Shikai's SoD's visit in which Dart runs for his life.

Darnell: AEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII~!!!

 

Shikai: You can run, little pipsqueek, but you can't run FAR ENOUGH!

 

Darnell: NYA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU OR SEE YOU! YOU'RE NOT REALLY THERE!

 

Shikai: You want to bet on that?!

Darnell: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~!!!!
Shikai: You bet your ass, 'ahh!'.

Darnell: @_@

 

Shikai: *click click, safety's off*

Darnell: BROTHER!!! Argh, omg, stop it you freaks! YOU CAN'T SNOG WHILE I'M ABOUT TO DIE!!!
Sass: *falls off couch*
Hale: what the fu-

 

Darnell: It's that Shikai dude - he's not famous, he's psycotic! And EVIL, and... and, he's a bad man andhe'sgoingtokillusall! Starting with ME! BROTHER, DO SOMETHING!
Hale: *sigh* Okay, okay, bloody well calm down Darnell. Can you at least tell us why our house guest is supposedly coming to kill you?
Darnell: US! All of us. >_<

 

Darnell: @_@ WAH~! I can hear him coming.
*mumbled swearing from the hall*
Hale: So can I. What the fuck did you do to him Dart?
Darnell: ACK, you shouldn't be swearing around me!
Hale: ... oh dear god, shut up you idiot.

 


Hale: Shikai. You're looking remarkably... wet.
Sass: *bites lip to keep from laughing*
Shikai: Yeah? Fancy that. Well, that kid is going to look remarkably dead in a little bit!

 

Darnell: AEIIIIIIII! I told you! We're all going to DIE! See, he's got a GUN!
Hale: ... that's my gun.
Sass: ^^; ...I think I need to find a new hiding spot for that thing.
Hale: You're going to use my gun to kill my kid brother? I distinctly remember telling you to keep away from him.

 

Shikai: And I would have, if he'd kept away from me. If he'd just shut up and not pushed me into the POOL. Don't think I'll go easy on him just because he's a kid.
Hale: Give me the gun, Shikai...
Sass: Uhm, guys...?
Shikai: Maybe after you teach your brother some manners!
Sass: Guys!

 

Hale: Give me the gun!

 

 

in background... Sass: well, I guess it doesn't matter to them that there's no bullets in it. ^^; Typical males! *huff*

 


A little while later...

Sass: Hey there Jiko! Sass speaking here, from Australia. We just wanted to give you a quick update, to put your mind at ease.

 

Sass: So, to let you know, everything is going great here on the first leg of his journey. Shikai arrived safe a few days ago, and we've all been getting on very well. ;D You're a very lucky man, Jiko, I have to say.

 

Sass: So yeah! That's all basically. We just wanted you to know that we're all okay. Really! And you don't need to worry about a thing.

 

Sass: Shikai's having the time of his life!

 

Shikai: Yeah.. sure. When do I leave for the next stop again? >>;